双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion大纲
Looking for a companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
寻找伴侣
一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣:“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”
回答是:“娶一只企鹅吧。”
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