双语笑话 第372期: 顺应需求的谷歌
We can't handle any more information!
我们实在处理不了更多的信息了!Enough is enough!
要适可而止啊!Let us relax!
让我们放松下啊!
Ultimately the brains protested
大脑们最后集体抗议了(所以就有了Google)-
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