双语笑话 第315期: 信鸽
You're leaving again?! You're never home ... How about getting an office job?
你又要走了?你总不在家……找一个坐办公室的工作怎么样?Achieving work-life balance is tricky for a carrier pigeon.
对信鸽来说,实现工作与生活的平衡是很棘手的。-
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