双语笑话 第45期:骗子
Liar,Liar
骗子,骗子A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求,她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她说:“他三十五岁,六尺四寸,黑眼睛,波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮,体重185磅,说话很轻,而且对小孩子很好。”The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁邻居期提出反驳说:"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸,胖嘟嘟 的,秃头,有一个太嘴巴,而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答说:“你说对了,可是谁会要 这种没用的废物 回来呀?”-
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