爆笑英语:你读过《哈姆雷特》吗
Have You Read Hamlet
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
"No,”said the student.
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry,for it has been published for several hundred years.”
你读过《哈姆雷特》吗
文学课上,一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师说还没有看过那本书。
“太让人吃惊了,”这个学生说,“这本书已经出版好几个月了。”
“那么你看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》吗?”老师问。
“没有。”学生回答道。
“太遗憾了!你最好快点儿,因为这本书已经出版了好几百年了。”
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