纯搞笑笑话:一位前台小姐的八级英语!
前台小姐:hello.你好
老外:hi.嗨 前台小姐:you have what thing?你有什么事? 老外:can you speak english?你能讲英语吗? 前台小姐:if i not speak english, i am speaking what? 如果我讲的不是英语,那是什么? 老外:can anybody else speak english? 有没有其它人会讲英语? 前台小姐:you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go! 你自己看看,所有人都在忙,没人有时间,你能等就等,不能等就走! 老外:good heavens. anybody here can speak english? 天哪,这里有没有人能讲英语? 前台小姐:shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing? 你叫什么叫,安静一点,你来这里有什么事? 老外:i want to speak to your head.我想找你们领导 前台小姐:head not zai. you tomorrow come! 头不在,你明天来!
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