英语笑话:还没穿破?
Are They Worn Out? "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."“不行,”军需官大声说:“你不能领一双新鞋子,你穿着的那双还没有穿破。” “没穿破,”新兵叫道:“为什么?如果我踩到一个一角硬币,我可以知道踩着的那面是公还是字。”
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