英语幽默有趣的笑话
今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话,笑话篇幅有点长,大家一定要有耐心地看哦
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。
老师:错了。
马修:可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
Lightning
Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!
闪电
老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?
罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了。
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。
老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
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