女朋友和女性朋友的区别大纲
What is the difference between a Girlfriend and a girl friend? Or a boyfriend and a boy friend?
女朋友与女性朋友或者男朋友与男性朋友之间的区别是什么?
The space between them.
就是两者之间的距离。
Literally and figuratively.
不管是从字面上来看还是从意义上来看。
The boyfriend gets the boy friend gets the PMS.
男朋友会让你得到性生活。男性朋友会让你得到经前综合症。
Girlfriend = Temporary + You pay the bills
女朋友=临时关系+你买单
Girl Friend = Permanent + You both share the bill
女性朋友=永久关系+两个人一起买单
A Girl Friend is a person who can help you to find a GirlFriend.
女性朋友会帮你找个女朋友。
A GirlFriend is a person who will kill you if you ask her to help you to find a Girl Friend.
如果你让你的女朋友帮你找个女性朋友,她会宰了你。
Girl friend = girlfriend - sex.
女性朋友=女朋友-性生活
BOYFRIEND:accepts and loves you the way you are....
男朋友:只要是你,他都会接受并且爱着······
BOY FRIEND:tries to eliminate your flaws and strives you to become better day by day.....
男性朋友:会试图改掉你的缺点并且激励你逐渐变得更好
You can go and cry in your BOY-FRIEND's arms saying "I miss my BOYFRIEND"
你可以哭着扑进男性朋友的臂弯里说“我想念我的男朋友”
But you can’t cry in your BOYFRIEND's arms saying "I miss my BOY-FRIEND"
但是你不可能在你男朋友的臂弯里哭着说“我想念我的男性朋友”
Your boy friend can be gay. But your boyfriend is certainly not gay.
你的男性朋友可以是个基佬,但是你的男朋友肯定不是基佬。
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