双语笑话 第92期:不接受帮助还为啥要求助呢
Why Do You Ask for Help?
你为啥还求助呢?Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!
溺水者:救命呀!!我溺水了!!Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’ll be fine!
Helper: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
帮手:别担心!照我说的做,你会没事的!
帮手:你要吸空气,不要吸水进到肺部呀!Drowner: I can’t…! I don’t think…!
Drowner: Glue…Glue…Glue…溺水者:不行呀。。。我不认为。。。
溺水者:咕噜咕噜咕噜(不断呛水中。。)Disappeared…
(在水中沉没了。。)Helper: If he isn’t going to accept my help, why did he ask?
帮手:他都不接受我的帮助,干嘛要问我呀?-
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