双语笑话 第89期:我是剩女我怕谁
Sammi, I'm in no rush to meet a guy!
我对我超剩女的现状,还是很淡定的!But if I wait too long, I'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!
不过,我要是剩太久,又老又皱,就没人要了!But then the guys your age will be all bald and fat, so you'll go together perfectly!
没事,那是男的是又秃又胖,你是白云,他是黑土!
Thanks, I feel so much better.
你....太会聊天了-
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