双语笑话 第482期: 坑爹的爹
Hey, baby, I accidentally mixed some vinegar in with the organic baby shampoo... There must have happened a chemical compound, some alchemy or some other weird thing, and suddenly the little man turned into solid gold... pretty cool, huh?
嘿,宝贝,我不小心把醋跟有机婴儿洗发水混在一起了……所以一定产生了一种化合物,点金术或是其他怪异的东西,一下子这小人变成了小金人,很有型,不是吗?-
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