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曾经有只蜗牛,它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。逛了一圈之后,它决定买Datson 240-Z。他去了最近的Datsun经销店,去买Datson 240-Z,但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆,改称240-S。 经销商问:“为什么是S呢?” 蜗牛回答说:“‘s’代表蜗牛。我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。” 经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会,所以他同意收取些许费用,把车重新涂漆。 蜗牛开着它的新车,把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候,都会说:“哦!看那S-car 。”-
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