一个外卖送餐员的感谢
I work for Skip the Dishes
我的工作是送外卖.
If someone doesn't answer their door,
如果有人不出来接餐
we call.
我们就会打电话
If they don't answer the call,
如果他们连电话都不接
we message support chat,
我们会跟客服联系
and wait 7 mins while they try to contact them.
客服会尝试联系买家,我们会等待7分钟
If there is no answer after 7 minutes,
如果7分钟之后仍没有音讯
we can keep the food and leave.
我们可以自己收下食物,然后离开
You ordered from subway.
一个买家在三明治店下了单
A foot long pulled pork sub, and a 6 inch pizza sub. 2 bags of chips, and 1 cookie.
加长手撕猪肉三明治,六英寸长的披萨三明治,两袋薯条,还有一块曲奇
Because of you,
以为你
my family ate today.
我们一家人都美餐了一顿
I was so excited,
我感到兴奋无比
I ended my shift
我早早下班
and drove right home.
径直开车回家
My boyfriend got half of the foot long
我的男友吃了半份加长三明治
and a bag of chips,
还吃了一包薯条
my son got the pizza sub
我儿子吃了披萨三明治
and half of my half of the footlong,
还吃了我那半个加长三明治的一半
as well as the chips and cookie.
还吃了薯条和曲奇
I got the remaining quarter of the foot long.
我吃了剩下的四分之一个加长三明治
I am the sole provider
我是家里唯一挣钱的人
and we are not doing well.
家里状况并不好
I always short myself
我总是省吃俭用
to try to get them what they need.
设法为他们提供他们所需的东西
I had to spend most of the grocery budget on bills this month
这个月,大多数的杂物消费都是赊账
just to keep the water on and keep my job.
就为了保住我的工作,为了交水费
I haven't seen my son so excited in a long time,
我很久没见儿子这么开心了
as he was to get 2 treats with his yummy sandwich.
当他得知自己能吃到曲奇和薯条,还有美味的三明治的时候
I always feel bad when someone doesn't get their food.
当买家不接餐的时候,我总会十分内疚
Fortunately, the customer gets credit
还好,这样的买家可以得到积分
so they can re-order the food again free of charge.
他们可以免费重新下单
I'm sure they were annoyed at me somehow,
不知为何,我很确信,买家看到我的时候总是一副被惹恼的样子
I normally get bad reviews
我时常会得到差评
when someone doesn't pick up their food,
当买家不来接餐
despite me doing everything I can,
无论我如何做都没有作用的时候
but I wish they knew what it did for me.
我希望他们知道,因为他们,我得到了什么
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