双语笑话 第31期:Bank Robbery 银行抢劫
Two accountants are in a bank ,
当武装捻匪突然冲进银行的时候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有两名会计人员在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正当几个抢匪向出纳员取钱的时候,
others line the customers,
其他的抢匪就把顾客们,
including the accountants,
包括这两名会计人员在内,
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠着墙壁排成一线开始夺取他们身上的皮夹子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.
当这件抢案正在发生的时候,一号会计人员把纂样东西塞迸二号会计火员的手里面。
Without looking down,a
没有向下看,
ccountant two whispers,
二号会计人员就轻声地说:
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“这是什么东西呀?”
"It 's that $50 I owe you."
一号会计人员回答说:“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
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