双语笑话 第6期:The visit to the doctor拜访医师
拜访医师
A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .
一个男人问他的医师是否认为他会活到一百岁。
The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"
医师问这个男人:“你抽烟或喝酒吗?”
" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."
他回答说:“不,我从不抽烟喝酒。”
" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .
医师问说:“你赌博、开快车、玩女人吗?”
"No,I have done any of those things either."
“不,我也从不干那些事情。”
"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
医师说:“那你干吗要活到一百岁呀?”
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